The Wicked Witch is Dead!

That's right, friends, my computer melted.  Bodhi, my kitten, though typically the less troublesome of the two, backflipped onto a glass of ice water and spilled it onto, and into, my hated Dell.  Yay!  Today I bought a MacBook.  It's different.  I'm a little confused.  But it's good, I think.  

To be continued...